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(Jon sez:)

Your Writer: Jon Kilgannon The last time someone said this, it was in jest. Not this time.

It serves Haas right for having one of those big Death Star windows. They're pretty much tailor-made for looming invasion fleets to appear in.

Super-secret message to our American readers: Go out and vote on Tuesday! Especially if you're going to vote for [name removed by the evil conspiracy of Illuminati and alien overlords]. I think that [pronoun removed by the conspiracy] is great.

Super-secret message to our Illuminati and alien overlord readers: Flarg! Norp norp! The dog quacks at midnight! Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

(Mark sez:)

Your Artist: Mark Sachs Yes, as I keep saying, keep in mind that if you don't vote you're not allowed to complain about the outcome. Depending on your political views and who wins that could make the next two years almost unbearable, so don't do that to yourself. Exercise your franchise. Don't make me come over there and make you.