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(Jon sez:) 
Dr. Haas is the luckiest person in the world, because he entirely expected to be crushed into a fine, mushy paste by Caprice. His good fortune is that Caprice is a better person than he is.
Benjamin broke his wrist when he and Caprice crash-landed on Mars. He needed to be told that Caprice is a medical doctor at that point, too. He can be forgiven for not taking that into account, seeing how he's in immense pain. Oh, and remember what the Martians say about the words "trust me." |
(Mark sez:) 
What Jon isn't telling you is that the Martians also say that "This may hurt a little" rhymes with "I don't have any malpractice insurance." Thank you! I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress!!
(Wow, the stuff I get away with because I almost always write my column after Jon sends me his.) |
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