From: Kevin Goebel Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: ASSISTANCE - was Re: Brazilian spam Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:52:16 -0600 On Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:25:11 -0600, revchas@sorrydave.org wrote: >Man, I *wish* I got spam that creative. These days it just seems to be >an endless stream of bigger penis, MMF and help me smuggle money out of >Africa crap. FROM: GOV JEB BUSH. REPUBLICan OF FLORIDA. Tel No: (305) 555-1212 email : jeb.bush@us.fl Dear revchas@sorrydave.org SEEKING YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE. Please permit me to make your acquaintance in so informal a manner. This is necessitated by my urgent need to reach a dependable and trust worthy business partner. This request may seem strange and unsolicited but I crave your indulgence and pray that you view it seriously. My name is GOV. JEB BUSH of the State of Florida and one of the close relatives to the former President of the United States, GEORGE W. BUSH. Due to the military campaign of GEORGE W. BUSH to force out the terrorists in the world, I and some of my colleagues were instructed by President Bush to secretly purchase arms and ammunition worth of Twenty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only (US$20,500,000.00) to fight the terrorists. We were then given this money from a CIA slush fund privately by President Bush without the knowledge of other Senators or Cabinet Members. But when President Bush was impeached from office a day before we were schedule to travel out of Washington, We immediately decided to put the funds into a private security company here in Miami for safe keeping. The security of the said amount is presently being threatened here following the Senate Ethics Subcommittee investigation, and some press leaks by former Vice President Cheney. In view of this, we need a reliable and trustworthy business partner who can assist us to move this money out of Miami as the beneficiary. WE have sufficient ''CONTACTS'' here to move the fund under orange crates to a security company in Chicago in your name. This is to ensure that the cash will not be traced back to us. Our inability to move this money out of Miami all this while stems from our lack of trust of our supposed good fellow Republicans who suddenly became hostile to those of us who worked with the President Bush, immediately after the impeachment hearings began. Though we have neither seen nor met each other, the information We gathered from an associate who has worked in your city has encouraged and convinced us that with your sincere assistance, this transaction will be properly handled with modesty and honesty to a huge success within two weeks. The said money is a state fund and therefore requires a total confidentiality. We would please need you to stand on our behalf as the beneficiary of this fund in Chicago. This is because we are under restricted movement and watch and hence we want to be very careful in order not to lose this fund which we have worked so hard for. Thus, if you are willing to assist us to move this fund out of Miami, you can contact me through my email addresses, Tel/Fax nos. above with your telephone, fax number and personal information to enable us discuss the modalities and what will be your share (percentage) for assisting us. Please note that There are no RISKS involved in this Deal as everyone's Security is Guaranteed if we follow the required guidelines. I will hence furnish you with further details of this Deal as soon as I am assured of your Sincere interest to assist us. I must use this opportunity and medium to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential, Whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Thank you and many blessings. Best Regards JEB BUSH